Intimacy: Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room....

By sportyhusband - 20/01/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Mem - 30/05/2014 20:07 - Sweden - Hudiksvall

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML

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By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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What a wanker

By no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:10

They play with balls more than you do, apparently.

maskedman 9

Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:25

I guess now you have to take women's tennis away from, which leads to him teeing off to women's golf, which eventually leads to him polishing his pin to "women's" bowling. The masculine women of women's bowling makes an easy transition into homosexuality which leads to a divorce. Let your husband watch normal **** so that we can put a stop to this.

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Ttime21921 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:34

good thing it wasn't his RIGHT foot!!! lol

swkisses5 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:18

1st off, how can u deny the man ****??? maybe he likes what the woman is doing on tv and wants u to, oh idk, LEARN SOME NEW PHUKKING TRICKS!!! but u can't get mad bc technically women's tennis isn't ****, they're just hotter than u lmfao

OMGitsME432 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:54

Sooo true haha

marquisdesade_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:53

pornography isn't evil... tyrants like this wife are evil. You're lucky to have him, if I were a guy an your husband, I'd have left ages ago!

jg1212 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 2:17

she doesn't want him to watch **** but i bet she has a ***** chicks talk about how gross masturbation is but they do it act like they don't and say we are wrong for doing it it I've stayed up later and have seen chick talking about vibrators in vivid detail they are as sick as us if not worse