Intimacy: Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room....

By sportyhusband - 20/01/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

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By Mem - 30/05/2014 20:07 - Sweden - Hudiksvall

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML

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By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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What a wanker

By no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:10

They play with balls more than you do, apparently.

maskedman 9

Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:25

I guess now you have to take women's tennis away from, which leads to him teeing off to women's golf, which eventually leads to him polishing his pin to "women's" bowling. The masculine women of women's bowling makes an easy transition into homosexuality which leads to a divorce. Let your husband watch normal **** so that we can put a stop to this.

Comments

perdix 29

Wednesday 20 January 2010 21:57

Everyone who says it's the OP's fault is wrong. It's her double-fault! ;)

me5 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:32

This is soft ****. **** nonetheless

Cjraven606 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:56

you should just get over it sometimes you just want to get off. Let your husband have some room

grandma_moses 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:57

either **** him or let him watch ****. actually, do both. prude.

choosemusic 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:00

at least he wasn't doing it to male tennis players? (;

SumKid_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:34

Wow... This is almost level to the "Dora Masturbation" FML

sparxva 12

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:47

So basically this is "today my husband didn't watch ****" -- there is no fml here. Or are you such a control freak that you're upset because he still masturbates?

caffeinatedaspir 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:12

Not an FML **** him or let him watch ****. HE'S the one who should be writing in saying "my wife's a controlling bitch, she doesn't want me to masutrbate, but won't give it up either"

ShadowLor 19

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:17

I don't understand women's problem with guys watching ****. It is ****. A million times better than getting cheated on amiright? I don't care if my bf watches **** as long as he doesn't mind that if I want to, I will. Srsly, get some self esteem and understand that if you're not gonna be available 24/7 to get him off, he's gonna need a harmless alternative.