Intimacy: Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell...

By fckdsamaritan - 16/12/2010 19:35 - Tunisia

Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep, only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking my breasts with his elbow. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Violated - 09/12/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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By dickface - 28/03/2011 20:13 - Canada

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:17

What else could you possibly expect after falling asleep on a public bus? Don't you watch ****?? Don't you know what kind of things people like every1luvsboners are capable of? No offense, Boners...

perdix 29

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:30

Elbows? I'd have put my hands down your shirt, but that's just me.

Comments

banana_buddy 6

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:36

Wow the guy on that bus must have been a complete dumb ass. He should have already made it into her pants by the time she woke up. I feel bad for this guy, broken neck and missed opportunity, poor fellow =(

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:37

Op, he was hungry! He saw them BBQ fried chicken breasts and couldn't control himself! Sharing is caring, fatass!(:

TwoZeroOZ 2

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:41

#7, maybe where you're from, but over here, I've never heard anyone say "I stroked her breasts". Just sounds weird.

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:43

But where were his hands?

Doortje 29

Friday 17 December 2010 0:13

They were touching something else...

lmfaoyeehawhaha 0

Friday 17 December 2010 1:56

Lmfao @ 28!

Ninjafriends 1

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:43

You're lucky you didn't wake up a minute earlier when he was rubbing his ankle on your crotch. What's with using joints to stroke?

4bidden 0

Friday 17 December 2010 7:30

lmfao thats funny as **** "faf"

tanjoodo 3

Friday 17 December 2010 9:09

**** isn't funny...

easwhitey 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:50

what ever happened to the good old days when you coulod get on a bus and stroke a womans breast with your hands and she didnt get offeneded? times are changing people.