Miscellaneous: Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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Sorry Mr Whiskers

By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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Hello?

By blahhlovely_30 - 09/03/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

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By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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Cujo, but for cats

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 08:01

Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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bittersweet818 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:15

it's more like your cat's FML "Today i was dying and i was trying to say goodbye to my owner, she just ignored me. FML"

emxblue 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:08

that's horrible. poor cat.

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Casualt1234 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:34

Is.

RaeGhost 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:36

I find it incredibly sad that so many people would click on "You Deserved It" and are blaming the OP. Get a life you morons. Its not like she knew the cat would die. I bet anyone who has had a pet has pushed it away at one point or another because they were busy or didnt feel like petting them. This just shows the intelligence of most of the readers of FML. Atleast over at MLIA people are civil to each other. To the OP I'm very sorry to read that and I hope your doing ok.

melifebeaverage 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 19:52

God, I know. I've never own a cat (dog-person), but I STILL knew this is a FYL.

haleycstar 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:37

People just keep getting stupider and stupider... YDI asshole *gives you finger*

PinkRoseLove 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:38

you suck at life and i hope you are ignored by the one you love and die alone too.

beethoven_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:40

OHHHHH MY GOD SUCKS :(:(:(

BMD4 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:40

First of all for everyone who is saying that when cats don't feel good they keep to them selves. That isn't necessarily true... Every cat is different and cats meows are different too. The cat was trying to get the owners attention and didn't. So she is more at fault

tukker 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:41

a retarded statement

dickie85 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:42

aww, that happened to me and my dog once. He started acting all weird and I ignored him, it turned out he had gotten into some antifreeze. I am so sorry, i know I still feel bad about not treating him nicer right before he died.