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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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By Sky Deleter - 04/03/2025 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 10:19 - Australia

Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML

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Saturday 22 October 2011 5:39

Your dad is awesome.

speshlk37 13

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:43

Did your boyfriend go home and right a whiny song about it?

Comments

nickisam 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:34

YDI for dating an emo

lon86 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:39

I'm officially your dad's #1 fan!!

DeadRob 13

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:39

greatness xD

ravens_embrace 2

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:52

Dad - 1..Boyfriend - 0 Your dad is awesome!

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:57

that's ******* hilarious

lilly98ish 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:01

Just wrong!! First off we don't cry when someone insults us and second who said u get the right to judge others and make them feel bad! U wouldnt go up Tina chubby person and say "hey I didn't know your a marshmallow" or something like that have u ever thought maybe he is getting picked on other places and u just drove him one step closer to suicide. Or cutting himself? Emo stands for Emo-tion. Idgaf if u dont like my comment it's my opion

bugsGoRawr 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:48

Dude, chill out. Sensitive much?

corrinaswan 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:02

Dear god Comment enough? You are Whining and sniveling now it's not helping

metalcoremaster 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:41

Ur not like us ur just a whiney little girl

GypsyRover 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 0:39

I know emos like to cut,so I have one mow my lawn.

peepeeparee 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 1:03

Please do everyone a favor and shut the **** up.

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 3:01

Okay so if you were in the dads shoes and see his beautiful daughter who he is picturing is going to bring home a Superman and instead shows up with a guy like that. Oh never mind you never got it the first time. Lol

lilly98ish 4

Monday 24 October 2011 14:01

Actually yes I am :) thanks for noticing :D

zikko 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:03

Hahah, I must say your dad is truly awesome! Personally I don't understand why a girl would date a boy who looks like a girl. I like my men manly - not wearing girly clothes and make-up!