By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 400
You deserved it 17 642
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

pshnoway 0

why don't you just give him a chance? at least get to know him if you haven't yet.

88 4
lets_be_ian 5

You're lonely enough to join a dating website; no one is below your standards now. The only lower you could possibly sink now is a Craigslist personal.

85 4

Comments

plexico 3

Lyrics Boy, can we have something from "Why Can't I Be You?" Thanks. Go out with the guy! Nothing dashes dreams like reality. You are an idealized perfect woman to him, so go out with him and don't bathe or brush your teeth. Wear smelly clothes. Say insane things on your date (go read Muammar Qaddafi's speech at the UN for some good material. He sounded like the worst hack stand up comic ever. "What's the deal with swine flu? Are we going to have fish flu? Is this thing on?") You realize he wrote his profile to match you, right?

0 0
qwertyone 0

I don't know all the details but I assume there is a reason the op rejected him. But at the same time, unless there is a really good reason not to give it a shot then what do you have to loose?

4 0
I_am_stupid_also 6

If you are a 97% match, then there is a 97% probability that you will start stalking your stalker. And aren't chimpanazees a 96% match?

1 0
GeneralBE 0

maybe you should just give him a chance what is the worst that can happen

1 1
Kindaaredneck 0

Get the stick out of your ass and give him a shot.

3 0
mina_8 0

Just give him a chance. If he's really that bad, you can break up with him. You'll never know until you try, right?

4 0
bre_zip_it_up13 11

kind of like karma you thought he was pathetic in h.s but you is now on an internet website might aswell date him

0 1
fanstasia 5

Unless you are REALLY put off by him, I say give him a chance. The first time I saw my husband to be I thought Eahh! Pity the woman who marries him. lol!

5 0
CFR 0

Yeah I'd give him a chance. I mean he WANTS you, which is more than I can say for anyone in my love life right now...oh wait, I don't have one!

4 1