By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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pshnoway 0

why don't you just give him a chance? at least get to know him if you haven't yet.

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lets_be_ian 5

You're lonely enough to join a dating website; no one is below your standards now. The only lower you could possibly sink now is a Craigslist personal.

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Monado 0

So you're shallow, can't find a date now, and realize you were wrong. Am I missing how you don't deserve this?

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bigcrazymike 6

Sounds like you guys really were meant for each other. You should give him a chance.

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SwickedJimmay 0

The guy has tried for four years to date you and then you get matched on the website and you still won't give him a chance? Sounds like your pretty shallow to me.

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DoomedGemini 37

So shallow because she doesn't want to date a man that won't stop bothering her despite a dating site telling her to.. Wow

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Kofu 0

There seem to be two possibilities: First, he is actually worth looking into. Unless he is so hideous that you couldn't see yourself hanging around near him in public, or he is just that repulsive to you, why haven't you reconsidered? Second, he is a genius and has tailored his answers to your's, and is thereby worthy of at least lunch on Saturday. Though, that would also make him scary, but still admirable in his devotion to detail.

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Captain_Jello 0

Make it a simple textbook date.... what do you have to lose? nothing.... go for it

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blastvortex 3

Um, signing up for a dating service in and of itself is a mark of desperation. Sure, it may work out just fine (I know people it's completely worked out for), but that doesn't mean it's not a sign. You only brought this on yourself. Also, it's pretty obvious she doesn't like the guy. It's her personal preference whether or not she wants to date the guy, so I'm not gonna argue with that.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

For his sake, don't go out with him. He doesn't need a) to be reminded of probably embarrassing high school behavior over a girl he'd rather forget, or b) to get his hopes up for finally living out his long-held nostalgic dreams, just to be crushed by you again when you don't call, or c) the final nudge to tip him off the edge into psychostalker pervert land. One of these is bound to happen.

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jchansfan 0

Way to be super judgemental of someone you obviously know nothing about. Maybe she just wasn't into him, doesn't make him a "pyschostalker from pervert land"... How old are you anyway... Pervert land? lol :P

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jchansfan 0

I find making this an FML kinda stupid. Oh poor you, you're desparate, but too good for a guy that actually seems to want you. Why not give him a chance? Beggers can't be choosers... :P

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