By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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pshnoway 0

why don't you just give him a chance? at least get to know him if you haven't yet.

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lets_be_ian 5

You're lonely enough to join a dating website; no one is below your standards now. The only lower you could possibly sink now is a Craigslist personal.

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The_Pleb 0

If you dont fancy him, which you obviously dont, dont go out with him By going out with him you will only be giving him more hope and more obsession jeez

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djtelekinesis 0

You sound like some bitch that was one of those cheerleaders that made the squad because you could do some cool stunt instead of being the attractive/plastic girl the head bitches screened for (helped by consulting the football players they slept with). You thought, because of your status, you were above the "nerds" in high school, yet weren't attractive enough yourself to be able to have your football team go-round. I guess the point I'm trying to make here is, you should date this guy, and if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. There is always a restraining order. But that doesn't discount that you're being shallow.

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ErinLJ 0

Haha so why did you reject him all 4 years?

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Boredastits 0

Oh my god, Lol. This is totally what's going on with me, only I'm on the fourth year of high school. Damn, I don't want to join E-harmony. :(

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magichateball 0

YDI for being snobby...you probably didnt wanna date him because he didnt fit into your preconcieved notion of your dream date

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Wind197 0

Machines are always right, he was always right right, he's a machine... RUN!!!!!

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omar_fml 0

haha and your wondering why your single?

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phoenix03 0

YDI for using those silly sites. what ever happened to just going on dates and getting to know someone face to face?

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magusuri_fml 0

@113; Because we've been trained to think that everyone you could date has a 25% chance of being a stalker, rapist, dirty hippie (as opposed to a clean hippie), or serial killer. We've been educated to think there's danger everywhere. And we've also been told we can do better too many times. We get these high and mighty preconcieved notions of our own desirabilty and infallability, and suddenly no one is good enough for us. We've been taught to think we're some god's gift to the Earth. Finally we've got our hopes up for this ridiculously perfect situation where true love smacks us in the face like a lead bat, where we just 'know'. We never really know anything. You just have to get out there and leap into things, don't look back, and have fun while doing it.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

maybe you should give it a chance? theres absolutely nothing to lose. whats the worst that could go wrong? if you have a bad date, just post about it here hahahahahaha

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