Love: Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order...

By Nowajerk - 25/12/2011 01:15 - Australia

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

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Dadbods for ever

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 14:30

Today, I was rejected by my crush at work, because I'm "too ripped." FML

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Leg day

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 02:06

Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML

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Jaded

By not as jacked - 30/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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By hahatofunny - 13/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Pensacola

Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML

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Outclassed

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 16:00

Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML

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By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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In the eye of the beholder

By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 19:00 - Israel - Jerusalem

Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML

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Here she comes

By Lili - 18/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I realized my gym crush has only been smiling at me because I’ve been using the equipment completely wrong for weeks. FML

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HahaHokayThen 10

Sunday 25 December 2011 9:21

She's following a stereotype. But hey, at least now you're fit for all the ladies!

heylesha 8

Sunday 25 December 2011 9:21

now eat a lot and become "fluffy"

Comments

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 6:25

You should have spent the year getting to know your crush so youd know she dont date fit blokes or letting her get to know you so shed know your not a jerk. But dont worry mate you still got a chance with her just show her your a gent

clutz123 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 2:24

well, now u can impress other girls

drmountaindeww 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:37

Well if you talk to her, just continue talking to her and show her you're a nice and honest guy.

dansco 24

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:28

Wow you seem like such a nice kind if stalker... All that for a crush, seriously! Get over them and find someone that likes you for you...

blank_jack 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:25

You should workout for yourself and not someone else..

roseriddle 4

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:38

If she can't see past how you look, whatever your body type, SHE is the jerk.

kei1108 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 1:37

YDI for trying so hard to please one person that you barely know! But FYL because she is incredibly superficial. It's like saying blondes are dumb or people who like math are nerds.