Love: Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order...

By Nowajerk - 25/12/2011 01:15 - Australia

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

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Dadbods for ever

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 14:30

Today, I was rejected by my crush at work, because I'm "too ripped." FML

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Leg day

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 02:06

Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML

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Jaded

By not as jacked - 30/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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By hahatofunny - 13/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Pensacola

Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML

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Outclassed

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 16:00

Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML

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By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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In the eye of the beholder

By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 19:00 - Israel - Jerusalem

Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML

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Here she comes

By Lili - 18/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I realized my gym crush has only been smiling at me because I’ve been using the equipment completely wrong for weeks. FML

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HahaHokayThen 10

Sunday 25 December 2011 9:21

She's following a stereotype. But hey, at least now you're fit for all the ladies!

heylesha 8

Sunday 25 December 2011 9:21

now eat a lot and become "fluffy"

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Shane_707 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 20:49

Now the woman will be all over you!

samaroo0 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 21:31

Stereo type much :( sorry OP

Opalz 7

Sunday 25 December 2011 21:34

its her loss ;p

Opalz 7

Monday 26 December 2011 22:07

haha nice one :)

token_blackguy 18

Sunday 25 December 2011 22:41

You're a tool. Don't try so hard.

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 25 December 2011 23:08

Tell her what you did, show her how sweet and dedicated you are

sourkey 0

Monday 26 December 2011 0:37

I used to impress girls just like you, then i took an arrow to the knee.

BuckNekkid 22

Monday 26 December 2011 0:55

lame way to win a girl, if that is what it takes they aren't worth it

ninjacapo 2

Monday 26 December 2011 1:24

Show her otherwise

Just_A_Panda 9

Monday 26 December 2011 2:23

Maybe she had a bad experience with a guy with huge muscles and decided not to date one again? You can prove her wrong :)

Just_A_Panda 9

Monday 26 December 2011 2:25

But then again you could've atleast asked her what type of guys she like. :/

jivveturkey 0

Monday 26 December 2011 3:14

What a bitch!

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Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

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Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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Today, I stabbed myself in the nipple with scissors trying to cut an opening in the supposedly hands-free pumping bra I just bought. I breastfeed my 5-day-old. FML

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Today, I watched in horror from the doorway as my brother furiously scratched at his greasy hair and ate the large flakes of dead skin that came loose from his scalp. I think our real dad might be caged in a zoo somewhere. FML

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