By Nowajerk - 25/12/2011 01:15 - Australia

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML
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HahaHokayThen 10

She's following a stereotype. But hey, at least now you're fit for all the ladies!

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heylesha 8

now eat a lot and become "fluffy"

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wrmatt88 4

Your fault for not trying to know her and what she's into before doing that.

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Xaviexis 6

Getting fit? Sounds like you did the right thing (improving physical and mental health, energy, etc.) for the wrong reason (impressing somebody you don't know). Fyl though because I can sympathize with trying to get fit for a gal (you) but not for turning someone down because of some stupid stereotype (her).

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Slawter16 24

The whole "You work out? Wow, obviously you must have an asshole personality" logic still confuses me.

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withered 30

You know you could at least talk to your "crush" at least once before doing things to "impress her".

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sharond23 10

I think it's creepy that you did that for a year just to impress someone you obviously don't know very well.

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CakeEater 15

Any time you finish a thought with "to impress someone", it's going to end badly

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