Love: Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order...

By Nowajerk - 25/12/2011 01:15 - Australia

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

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Dadbods for ever

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 14:30

Today, I was rejected by my crush at work, because I'm "too ripped." FML

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Leg day

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 02:06

Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML

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Jaded

By not as jacked - 30/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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By hahatofunny - 13/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Pensacola

Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML

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Outclassed

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 16:00

Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML

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By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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In the eye of the beholder

By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 19:00 - Israel - Jerusalem

Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML

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Here she comes

By Lili - 18/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I realized my gym crush has only been smiling at me because I’ve been using the equipment completely wrong for weeks. FML

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HahaHokayThen 10

Sunday 25 December 2011 9:21

She's following a stereotype. But hey, at least now you're fit for all the ladies!

heylesha 8

Sunday 25 December 2011 9:21

now eat a lot and become "fluffy"

Comments

GoW_Chick 14

Monday 26 December 2011 3:19

Calm down killer everything will be okay just give the poor caps button a break and breath

Dracoboxer357 35

Monday 26 December 2011 3:41

Lol! Wow, okay, uh, mad yelling guy, I don't know what the cat thingy is, but I do recognize what they are doing. (Going full geek mode here), the cat and that fleshy sponge are doing a fusion dance seen in Dragon Ball Z, I believe first performed by Goku and Vegeta in Hell, to form Gogeta in the 12th movie.....and I'm pretty sure you couldn't give a flying rat's ass, but that's the best answer I have for you. Sorry! :D Happy you asked now? Lol! ;) iiCaptain, you want to give a better answer please? :)

RedCamaro10 0

Monday 26 December 2011 4:59

If she was you're crush you should've known that...your own fault.

PeeNaught 3

Monday 26 December 2011 5:53

Hey dude, ever heard of if someone can't accept you for who you are then they're not worth it? Oh yeah, that's right, she would have. This is truly a YDI moment for real...Sounds like YOU'RE having self confidence issues. Piece of advice, get over them before they ruin you.

simsimma88 0

Monday 26 December 2011 6:00

Ydi. You should of fixed your body for yourself, not for anyone else.

Notime4bull 4

Monday 26 December 2011 6:05

First rule of dating: "Be yourself"

broken_red_wagon 6

Monday 26 December 2011 6:35

That bitch isn't worth it if she is going to judge you on your muscles. I think it's cool that you made an attempt for her to notice you. Just the wrong girl.

ricky6pack 0

Monday 26 December 2011 7:06

Haha damn that sucks at least your able to get more girls

keilah 4

Monday 26 December 2011 7:15

You spent a YEAR changing yourself to impress someone when you didn't even know what she was interested in? Try, I don't know, talking to people. It usually works better, and takes a lot faster than a creepy year long crusade.