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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
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keoct 4

Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.

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maskedman 9

this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.

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infantry831 0

you suck. have some respect for yourself. you suck.

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maskedman 9

this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.

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Trent14 0

dude WTF? tht is seriously one of the weirdest things j have ever heard lmao

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killerbee54 0

I ask my friends that when they are bored or sad. XD And Im not kidding, it's a weird occurrence. LMAO

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skizzlerz 0

omg, hiccuping and sneezing together hurts sooo bad D: like major pressure coming out to places at once!

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anhero333 0

I hate it when that happens

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maskedman 9

the milk coming out of your nose was cute and maybe a little attractive. the gas coming out of your rectum is not so attractive.

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crowbar_2010 2

oh yes. milk spewing from someones nose is like ******* bonerville. (sarcasm fyi)

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Daerauko 0

haha nice. tell him the next time white liquid squirts out your nose, it will be his. I'm sure he'll find it sexy and not run away <_<

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KurouTenshi 0

I are fail first!!! o3o

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CallMeHush 0

A guy could fall in love with a girl like that!

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