By QueenOrangeSoda - 01/05/2013 21:33 - United States - Henderson

Today, I learned that binding my stomach with duct tape isn't worth it to look thin. I also learned the even worse part when I shrieked more loudly than I should've when I tried to discreetly rip it off in history class. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 588
You deserved it 62 834

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QueenOrangeSoda 21

OP here! As one kid remarked, "That's a LOT of tape" and "But you're skinny!" If only he knew the whole thing. Yes, it was stupid, but when I took it off, I noticed that my fat was contained, and I looked thinner all day. Of course, no one deserves the pain of having it on or, even worse, removing it. (Those back hairs!) And let's not mention those blistering red marks. Still, it was worth the price. And no, I'm not fat or even chubby. I'm rather active--some would say hyper--and don't even eat that much in the first place. My weight and height are perfectly proportionate; I'm an average size. But since I'm not stick-skinny like my sisters, my family pesters me to lose weight. Besides, thinner girls at my school get more guys. I'd been sucking in for days, but I needed something to keep it that way. I sucked in when applying the duct tape, and since the fat couldn't get through its tight told, it looked as if my stomach were perfectly thin and flat. Sadly, some kids noticed and wondered why the heck my tummy was taped. I decided it wasn't worth the pain and I peeled it all off, awful pain and red marks included. I wish I could've cut it off; it would've been easier that way. After about halfway I excused myself to the bathroom to strip off the rest (the more painful parts) in a stall's confinement.

Top comments

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Why would you use duct tape of all things if you wanted to bind your stomach? Sure it should've occurred to you to use Saran Wrap or something. Or just not bind it in the first place.

Why not actually work out to lose weight instead of doing something stupid

Comments

This is absurd! U CAN lose weight by exercising/working out. Duct tape is definitely not the answer!

There are MANY people out there who can not lose weight due to certain disorders or illnesses. There was this women on TV who gained weight no matter how small or healthy she ate. Her body just didn't allow her to shed any pounds.

64- If that were the case, she'd have almost certainly put it in the FML, as it would be a huge reason why her life sucked. Also her name probably wouldn't have anything to do with Orange soda...

I wasn't exactly suggesting that OP had a disorder. I wanted to point out that there are many poor girls out there that are incapable of just "exercising/working out" to lose weight.

And they are a tiny percentage who represent the rare exception to the rule. The vast majority of the population could drastically change their lot in life by switching soda for water, chips for apples, and bicycles for cars (within reason.) Everyone has a choice between the healthy and unhealthy alternative, and honestly assuming OP doesn't have a horrible, dehabilitating condition stopping her from participating in normal, healthy activities, she should be able to cut the shit and spend as much energy and work as hard to get rid of the weight as she is to hide it and herself for having it.

qtiemustache 5

i cant lose weight no matter what i eat & its really hard to deal with it. i know plenty of girls who can not just "simply" eat healthy & run their asses off. there is no low percentage of anything, the point is that people think its easy for everyone when it isnt & they dont know jackshit about how it feels to not be able to lose anything.. :/

@116 To be fair, not everyone can afford to eat healthy. Eating healthy costs significantly more than eating junk. Sad but true.

God if I have to hear that again, I'm going to kill myself. Obesity didn't become an American epidemic because people suddenly all started developing health problems that prevent them from losing weight, it happened because we made high fat diets and lack of exercise our status quo. The fact that it is true that there are a very minute percentage of people who can't lose weight because of extenuating health reasons has become a really lame excuse for those who don't have those conditions and are just too frigging lazy to exercise.

rabidpeach 5

there are many people out there who would loose weight if only they put the cheezburger down. no food in = no lbs on. no matter the chemistry/physiology. where else does the weight come from??

You wanna know this super secret, awesome trick to make you look more slim/slender? Diet and excercise. Shhh don't tell anyone!

What the hell were you thinking? God!

nnnope 26

what the actual **** did I just read? have you ever heard of corsets? or, I don't know, diet and exercise? for ****'s sake...

NagainaFier 16

Do you REALLY want to give this girl access to a device which can injure your ribs and hinder development when improperly used? She's clearly not intelligent in thinking through consequences.

hubbs666 2

As of right now, 95 people actually think your life sucks because of this and not YDI.. Interesting..

I'm gonna assume they voted ops life sucks based purely on level of intelligence...

KareBear7364 5

jeez, ever hear of spanks?

You have wasted the precious matterial known as duct tape... it has shown its dark side. Karma

Elfses 10

Oh you poor thing... Things are so hard these days, no one ever feels skinny enough and every one else always looks skinnier! (At least idol wise...) I'm willing to bet money you're gorgeous no matter what you look like. I hope you didn't rip any skin off while you pulled it off. Next time do the sticky outward a like the last person said. Good luck, doll.

There is like special underwear and thing that hold your stomach in- a MUCH better idea than duct tap. Also why the hell did you decide to rip it off in class?