By acab93 - 10/02/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML
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Doortje 29

So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?

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ScaryyMary 14

Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.

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mad_hatter0666 22

that's so sad.

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FMLforALL 0

Guess what OP!?! So is bacon, pork chops and sausage! I just hope you're not Jewish. 

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takemewithy0u 0

Wow... were you home schooled?

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prettypinkpixie 9

Bacon also comes from pigs, just in case you didn't know that. So many new things to learn at such a young age. I hope you can handle all the excitement.

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littlejord007 0

WTF? who cares if he didn't press the shift button to capitalize the first letter... it doesnt ******* matter at all, stupid ass grammar police

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thug007 1

Are you ******* retarded?

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tiffanylovesyou 0

I didn't know that til last year.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Bullshit. Everyone knows that if you explode a pig, it creates a bacon shower.

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YtotsDI 0

rly and did u know cheese is cows earwax

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raaaandi18 3

you are a bright one.

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