By anonymous - 25/11/2015 02:59 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I learned that I cannot cook or clean in my kitchen because it's too noisy for my neighbour. Every time I do, she bangs on the wall. FML
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fifi125 21

Be more considerate. You don't need to eat, just live off the air you breathe. YDI.

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aperron96 18

Unless you're baking at 2 am with chainsaws and a nail gun, that's unwarranted.

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GrumpyGrinch 23

Senile. Or maybe she needs some help, like locked the door and can't find the key or something like that?

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wintersoldier_fml 18

Sounds like my neighbors. The running water is too loud for them...

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thedoctoralpha1 4

scream loudly telling her you can find the invisible door that's apparently on the other side

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ZackKP 11

tell your neighbour to go to hell..literally

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pl0xs3rver 45

Give her a taste of her own medicine and start banging on the wall whenever you feel like it.

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NightKat 25

Bang back, tell her to **** off, then blare the most obnoxious music you've got.

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Amke 3

We play metal when the neighbor gets bitchy.... Devil Driver is a good neighbor bugger. Really makes them stfu about lesser noise. Although I happen to hate one of my neighbors....

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ashley468 19

Tell her if she wants to complain then she can come over there and cook you dinner

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shoower_fml 9

**** that bitch, go complain about her, saying she's being loud

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krray 7

**** your neighbor. If they bang on the walls from you COOKING or CLEANING the mess (!?) -- then 1) bang back and continue on with what you need to do. If they bang again -- blast the music. Then at 3am start banging on the wall for the fun of it. Ring their doorbell at 4am.

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leogachi 15

@43 This started as a rational response and then turned into harassment.

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