By anonymous - 25/11/2015 02:59 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I learned that I cannot cook or clean in my kitchen because it's too noisy for my neighbour. Every time I do, she bangs on the wall. FML
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fifi125 21

Be more considerate. You don't need to eat, just live off the air you breathe. YDI.

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aperron96 18

Unless you're baking at 2 am with chainsaws and a nail gun, that's unwarranted.

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Kaalschneid 21

tell her to go around, and that there is no door on your side

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mrrossh 3

I had a neighbour like that once - he came to the door at 2am to accuse me of 'being noisy' - I had gone to bed at 11? I just lost my shit and threw him down the stairs. I got a caution from the police for aggravated assault, but he never bothered me again after that.

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Richard6036 13

First of all I would like to know what you're cooking that makes so much noise

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samlovesham1234 9

Your apartment must have really thin walls. This happened when I was younger, someone complained because they thought I was walking too heavily or running. No, it was our cat at the time. We moved to a ground floor apartment after that.

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helveeta 11

Bake her some brownies, you know? Really good ones. ?

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Rodville 28

There was a video on YouTube of a guy that so fed up with his neighbors playing really loud music that he set up the biggest speakers he could find and had his computer blast the most annoying music ever if the volume got above a set limit. That might work in your case. After the fifth or so bang have it play a minute of loud music for 30 seconds. Then the next time a minute and so on till she gets the idea.

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trucker2 33

Just blast ****, and beat on the wall, durning her social tea hour...

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