Health: Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned...

By sisi9999 - 25/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

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By freakfreak12345 - 19/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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Man vs. Wild

By Marjo86 - 27/09/2019 20:00

Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By The_HML - 24/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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Kinda abusive, you know?

By Anonymous - 17/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I have spheksophobia, a fear of wasps and hornets. Instead of being supportive, my parents have decided that threatening to beat the dog shit out of me whenever I react to a wasp in the house is the best way to "cure" me. They also won't spray against wasps because dad claims it irritates his allergies. FML

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MoonDreamer30 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:00

I think I would have done the same if I had a pool close to me! So good to know! ;)

MtnDew32 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:11

godamn spawn campers

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royal210 0

Monday 25 July 2011 14:11

ydi u could of ran the house or ran hornets only chase u up to 300 feet and the stop

A7X_LoVeee 10

Monday 25 July 2011 16:19

Just stop.

Jdimp 1

Monday 25 July 2011 22:51

hahahahahaha

Pingvinai 37

Monday 25 July 2011 14:27

Yes, they do. The best thing to do in that situation is GTFO as fast as you can, without stopping or hiding in clever places. Just a straight line at full sprint to salvation.

shay__angel__ 5

Monday 25 July 2011 14:58

ouch. that's one annoying hornet.

HailsMM 0

Monday 25 July 2011 15:06

some kinds of bees will actually wait for you to come out of the watertill they die

Ugi 26

Monday 25 July 2011 15:37

This is why you should keep a set of fully charged SCUBA gear and a water-proof flamethrower lying on the bottom of your pool at all times! You never know when you will need it.

aeshleyrose 6

Monday 25 July 2011 16:07

Ugi I bet you're ready for a zombie apocalypse right now, aren't you?

Absurd101 0

Monday 25 July 2011 19:09

I'm ready, I'll just hide in my basement with 2 nuclear warheads aimed at the door and a minigun. and probably some bacon for if I get hungry. can never have 2 much bacon...

Absurd101 0

Monday 25 July 2011 19:09

I'm ready, I'll just hide in my basement with 2 nuclear warheads aimed at the door and a minigun. and probably some bacon for if I get hungry. can never have 2 much bacon...

Absurd101 0

Monday 25 July 2011 19:09

I'm ready, I'll just hide in my basement with 2 nuclear warheads aimed at the door and a minigun. and probably some bacon for if I get hungry. can never have 2 much bacon...

tigrouficele2012 44

Monday 25 July 2011 23:25

I'm prepared. I have a 6 month food supply, an underground bomb shelter, a diesel generator with lots of fuel, gas masks, reading material, and most importantly: MY BIG ASS SHOTGUN!

quinnjamin10 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:54

Silly goose, SCUBA gear isn't charged, it's just set up to an air tank. I'ma diver

Ugi 26

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:42

I just mean that the cylinder should be kept filled - I dive also (or at least I did 20 years ago) and "charged" meant "full" where I was. You charge a tank with air just like you charge a battery with electricity. The language changes with time & place, however.