Health: Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned...

By sisi9999 - 25/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

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By freakfreak12345 - 19/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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Man vs. Wild

By Marjo86 - 27/09/2019 20:00

Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By The_HML - 24/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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Kinda abusive, you know?

By Anonymous - 17/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I have spheksophobia, a fear of wasps and hornets. Instead of being supportive, my parents have decided that threatening to beat the dog shit out of me whenever I react to a wasp in the house is the best way to "cure" me. They also won't spray against wasps because dad claims it irritates his allergies. FML

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MoonDreamer30 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:00

I think I would have done the same if I had a pool close to me! So good to know! ;)

MtnDew32 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:11

godamn spawn campers

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MtnDew32 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:11

godamn spawn campers

elitemonkyman 0

Monday 25 July 2011 17:04

WIN!!!!

vipnip 0

Monday 25 July 2011 17:16

lol

nunsrtight69 0

Monday 25 July 2011 17:18

think they teabagged her after?

berg54 0

Monday 25 July 2011 17:42

This line of comments officially Is the Epic Win of the day.

mabusoden 0

Monday 25 July 2011 19:39

sir, you are now the most awesome person on this website. you are winning.

FML_in_general 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:11

FYL for them waiting for you to surface but YDI for standing there when she sprayed the nest....

cindayy77 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:16

FYL, that sucks OP, though I would've went inside or something before my mom sprayed it

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Monday 25 July 2011 12:24

Insects are getting smart.... We need to drop an Atom bomb on their nests.

Absurd101 0

Monday 25 July 2011 19:05

let's do it that'll be interesting! ur town and the neighboring ones mite b gone but the hornets wouldn't bother u :D

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Monday 25 July 2011 19:15

exactly! our human intelligence is better then theirs.

SuperSukh 6

Monday 25 July 2011 12:34

You could've tried to fool them by swimming underwater to the other side of the pool. And then running away. Lol but yep. That sucks.

cameron194 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:21

dude, ur profile pic is epic .. laughed so hard lmao

dez63 9

Monday 25 July 2011 12:51

gotta get about 200 yards away

wildfiresgirl 7

Monday 25 July 2011 13:01

That TOTALLY sounds like something you would see in a cartoon! Lol!

Jmgonzo 10

Saturday 21 March 2015 2:21

There was actually something almost exactly like that in Tom and Jerry, except Tom had a straw and they all flew down the straw

pixelebrate 0

Monday 25 July 2011 13:30

Oh damn that sucks OP, at least you know now not to stand next to a hornets nest while your mum or anyone who is spraying it. I agree though FYL.

Sweej 1

Monday 25 July 2011 13:58

Will there be... an epic chase?

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Monday 25 July 2011 15:06

will that chase star..... Steven Segal?

jennyc246 8

Monday 25 July 2011 14:02

Why did they chase you and not your mom?

muchagente 5

Monday 25 July 2011 15:14

they are pretty clever and know that the breed of the evil ones will last longer.

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Same thing different taste

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Kinda abusive, you know?

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