By sisi9999 - 25/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
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MoonDreamer30 0

I think I would have done the same if I had a pool close to me! So good to know! ;)

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hazumu_fml 8

one of my favorite solutions, fire fire fire. =D

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trevishere 7

And catch your house on fire, fire, fire... you're clever.

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broomhildo 19

You sound like a real genius.

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Loony_fml 4

What did your mom do as you jumped in the pool?? Just watch you?? Why didn't she try to do anything??

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humorizer 14

She walked up to the hornets and said, "Please, my good winged insects, would you awfully mind not harassing my spawn? It would be oh-so-delightful if you wouldn't bring bodily harm to her." I mean what would you expect someone to do when they are facing a cloud of hornets that would probably go after them?

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bms1996 12

that's when you want some pool toys to hide under....

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garfield224 0

Manswers could have saved you alot of pain

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em22_fml 0

they stop if you run 200 ft but i dont know much ppl who would want to run that far

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IrishBoy508 1

Good thing you didnt try to use a reed pipe for a brething tube......on second thought try it

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decidedlyvague 11

these ******* bitches sprayed our home, killed half my family and now he's trying to hide in the ******* pool. FML I'll get him when he gets out though. I'll get him.

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broomhildo 19

I really hope when you say she sprayed the nest it was at least with the spray to kill them and not just a hose to try and scare them away. FYL

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