Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 05:13 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 04:49 - United States - Houston

Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 08:53 - Denmark

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 03:59

Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML

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By mlove - 06/09/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

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By It's CSI Miami - 24/06/2015 04:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML

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By sighoutloud - 16/10/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 16:00

Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 02:00

Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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nreed32 20

Sunday 25 October 2015 6:26

Should be an interesting wedding...

iAlissa 34

Sunday 25 October 2015 6:26

That's immature and uncalled for honestly

Comments

heroqucas 25

Sunday 25 October 2015 10:25

I feel like you should have known that your mom might react violently. I also think that YDI because you shouldn't talk crap about your future family

benedictjongoh 10

Sunday 25 October 2015 11:31

a mother's love is indescribable, however this take it to the next level. all the best!

FunnnyGirrl 19

Sunday 25 October 2015 11:53

Awkward...

Dexter83_fml 17

Sunday 25 October 2015 11:57

I totally agree with # 3 it's very immature and uncalled for.

be82tw 17

Sunday 25 October 2015 14:16

Boy, that escalated quickly.

Stephencharis 14

Sunday 25 October 2015 14:33

this is unbelievable... who does that?

thatonetribute 31

Sunday 25 October 2015 14:39

I'm dying of laughter. Your mom is epic! I hope everything turns out okay, OP.

missjess05 10

Sunday 25 October 2015 15:14

Haha ? I'm sorry but I'm dying over here. It's sounds like a movie

PotatoesAndCake 26

Sunday 25 October 2015 17:02

I get that your Mum is trying to defend you but to punch someone in the face just because of their bitchiness, is totally uncalled for.

PhoenixChick 26

Sunday 25 October 2015 17:02

Ya know, kinda sounds like your mom might be a bit of a bitch too. If she handles herself like that, I bet your fiance vents to his mom about her too.