By nycplywood - 18/11/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 398
You deserved it 32 132
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Tequilamockngbrd 7

Mmm, nothing like a good old-fashioned face-mauling' FML! Cats can be vicious. Don't make them feel intimidated; they'll attack. I'm sure you already know this though. F your life... and your face. Definitely your face.

54 1
arielhoee 9

It means the same thing when a guy's dick suddenly gets really big.

44 3

Comments

chakrabs 0

Yeah, I dont think my cats have ever done anything like that. More often they just stare back placidly.

0 0
Envy_fml 0

I don't know where everyone's getting the "THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER" from. I quite often have staring contests with all my animals, and nothing ever happens more than one of us getting bored and wandering away.

1 0
myfriend_youfail 3

It's usually young animals or more aggressive-natured animals that pounce during staring contests. My guess is that you have even-tempered pets. I prefer more spirited ones, so my dog is always running around and getting underfoot, and my cat will jump at just about anything. Keeps life interesting. :D

1 0
baby_gurl2405 0

1 word, 5 letters, 2 sylables, 2 meanings, L-O-S-E-R LOSER!!!!!

2 3
Zamax 0

Show human dominance by standing tall and throwing balls of paper at the cat. It'd be good revenge as it would annoy the cat. ;)

2 0
cthulhu1138 1

Staring is a pretty universal sign of aggression (try staring at a cop or some tough guy in a bar and see how far that gets you). The reaction obviously varies, depending on the animal's species, temperament, and level of trust and familiarity with you.

1 0
aback 4

Yep. And when Kitty ***** in your shoes, it means she's really ticked off at you.

2 0
Honda288 2

Same with dogs. I done it to a rotti before and the outcome was not pretty

0 0