By snazz23 - 05/08/2016 15:58 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that marriage isn't all roses and sunshine. Instead, it's digging an infected ingrown hair out of your husband's ass cheek because he can't reach it himself. FML
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snazz23 20

OP here! So, we're very open about our gross habits. We have no problem popping each others pimples and such. I was actually the one to point out the infection and asked if he wanted me to get it. I'm not grossed out by it, I simply found it funny that everyone always says what bliss being a newlywed is and here I am squeezing and digging and infected hair our of my husband!

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CrassKal 27

At least you guys are comfortable around each other *shrug*

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soodytheboi 23

That's loyalty. He's lucky to have someone like you who is willing to help him like that.

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WolfyCubb 8

I don't get why people are so grossed out by this. i think it's nice. i do the same for my man all the time!

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AndronicusPark 10

I hope you wore gloves, and had gauze and rubbing alcohol on hand.

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PhoenixChick 26

Yep, that's how a good marriage works. For every candle lit romantic dinner, there's several doctor appointments and instructions on "draining," "insertion" and the possible need of enemas.

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nash_ella333 10

Now this right here is real relationship goals.

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TheSaiyanQueen 8

I can totally relate to this. I feel the pain.

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feckery101 5

my boyfriend and I always look each other over every night for ingrown hairs, black heads, pimples and other things. I feel like it builds trust and love. if your willing to do that for someone, it's love.

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Bearsmomma 30

Try the penis. Base of the shaft. That hair was easily 5 inches! Ugh!

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