By snazz23 - 05/08/2016 15:58 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that marriage isn't all roses and sunshine. Instead, it's digging an infected ingrown hair out of your husband's ass cheek because he can't reach it himself. FML
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snazz23 20

OP here! So, we're very open about our gross habits. We have no problem popping each others pimples and such. I was actually the one to point out the infection and asked if he wanted me to get it. I'm not grossed out by it, I simply found it funny that everyone always says what bliss being a newlywed is and here I am squeezing and digging and infected hair our of my husband!

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CrassKal 27

At least you guys are comfortable around each other *shrug*

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soodytheboi 23

That's loyalty. He's lucky to have someone like you who is willing to help him like that.

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b1uejay 5

My boyfriend and I pop each others back zits/black heads/etc.. for each other, no problem.

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crazyindynathan 13

That is Love :)

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redheadedmonster 24

Yup that's true love right there in it's natural gross form lol.

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thisguy22 33

He can't reach his own ass cheek? How odd.

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beantownchivette 8

It could have been in a weird spot that he couldn't bend enough to reach

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sweetbliss3 37

of course he could reach, but probably couldn't see. do you want to do something like this blindly? I don't think so, plus it's easier for someone else to do it.

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Etweens96 25

Marriage is a partnership through everything. It ain't all romance and roses sometimes but it's a dedication to each other even through the grossest things

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IggyMouse 13

I don't have a boyfriend or husband but I did recently have to come to my mother to help me take care of an infected wound on my ass because I couldn't see it very well. This included helping the pus drain and everything. It's a sign of how much someone loves you that they'll do it for you. I guess OP really loves her husband!

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WintressSoldier37 27

And? it could be alot worse! You should be very thankful you have someone OP

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LetMeSleepPlease 23

You sound like a wonderful wife! Most people would be very lucky to have someone like you. I hope he appreciates you because you deserve it!

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