By snazz23 - 05/08/2016 15:58 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that marriage isn't all roses and sunshine. Instead, it's digging an infected ingrown hair out of your husband's ass cheek because he can't reach it himself. FML
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snazz23 20

OP here! So, we're very open about our gross habits. We have no problem popping each others pimples and such. I was actually the one to point out the infection and asked if he wanted me to get it. I'm not grossed out by it, I simply found it funny that everyone always says what bliss being a newlywed is and here I am squeezing and digging and infected hair our of my husband!

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CrassKal 27

At least you guys are comfortable around each other *shrug*

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soodytheboi 23

That's loyalty. He's lucky to have someone like you who is willing to help him like that.

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bradenh413 7

Now he knows that you truly love him. I wish you all many years of happy marriage and many more infected hairs...

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LadyGreenShoes 8

Lol I think this is just a moment you shake your head and tell your husband he better return the favor with a bubble bath. :)

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sgdigaetano 3

Yuck! I've been married a looong time and I can guarantee you, I've never pulled anything out of my husbands body, anywhere. They have doctors for that

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