By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60

You just have to prove to her that she is sleepwalking. Afterwards you can blame her for almost everything.

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naxeeb 33

Not saying that it's the case here, but she could easily have done that and blamed it on sleep walking! o_o

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worldclassrager 39

Well maybe a bit of locked doors will help...

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tbro47 23

Are you sure she was sleepwalking or did you possibly do something wrong?

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MegaError101 10

Don't blame her, she really can't remember anything. She is asleep.

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ziya1999 12

pretty sure she wasnt sleep walking, but whatever helps you sleep at night ;)

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Godsofdracos 15

Looks like she was playing a game too. Pretty sure she just got the top score in The Nutcracker.

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cookie1207 19

Yes, im sure she was sleep walking! Good one! Hahahaha thumbs up to her!

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