By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60

You just have to prove to her that she is sleepwalking. Afterwards you can blame her for almost everything.

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naxeeb 33

Not saying that it's the case here, but she could easily have done that and blamed it on sleep walking! o_o

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Xotoolyxo 16

Or so she says. Should've gone to bed when she called you

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GinjaNinja123 1

well actually, sleepwalking happens in stages 3 and 4 of sleep known as the deepest stages, hence why people are hard to wake up when in a deep sleep or can't remember a thing when sleepwalking :P

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tukies 28

Hum seems like a great excuse to me. "Falls asleep," walk to the person I've wanted to hit for a while, and punch him in the face. Then be like sorry I don't remember shit.

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Obryn 9

"doesn't remember a thing." Keep on believing that. :p

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vincentcloud 4

Dude could be worse, she could sleep drive....She kept wondering why she never ran out of smokes

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ligerzero459 24

"Doesn't remember a thing". Right...I think she just wanted you to quit playing games

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sanecatlady 13

Of course she doesn't, sleepwalkers don't remember anything and sometimes it's a good thing they don't because they'd be horrified. I also heard about some awful sleeping pill that makes people sleepwalk and do really dangerous things, or even take more of it and overdose, and I even read somewhere that a little kid's parents were found dead in their bedroom because of this! That makes me furious.

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