By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML
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WinterPerfection 3

I can just TASTE the disease!

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SkardeyKat 3

Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!

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raphanne_fml 33

If you want it done right, you've got to do it yourself!

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Mister_Triangle 21

But it's actually true. Do you know how immunizations work?

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NCR 0

Yes but sickening you an your body fights it off. Stay clean kiddies:)

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tehrealone 6

Only weird people spit, I'd say you'd get a pretty easy job at McDonald's tho 20 :]

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e077 15

Yea it boosts her immune system because its her germs but not yours you can get really sick.

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bad_chiquita 5

Just imagine her not washing her hands after going to the bathroom and then handling the food. *throws up a little in mouth*

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dubst5p 5

Regardless how gross is seems she is actually right. The more you wash your hands the less germs you expose yourself to which in turn makes your body not know how to fight them

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ambamm135 7

And then she comes in contact with someone who has a disease or some terrible bacteria and they both due.

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ambamm135 7

Die*. Bleh iPods make spelling the right word out difficult.

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JulieMarie87 7

She is defiantly right, but it would be common courtesy to wash your hands before cooking for someone else.

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