By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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sourgirl101 28

I thought "pita" was a type of bread. Now it means pain in the ass? I will never be able to eat my gyros the same way.(:

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perdix 29

No, he called you "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals." Or a kind of bread to eat hummus with. . .

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doink 0

The latter totally pwns the former.

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crazysmurfette 6

"PETA" wouldn't work, genius. Pain in the ass-PITA. It's "in", not "en". DERRRR.

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BeastNerd 3

#14, Yes. He was calling her a stupid, stale piece of bread.

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Cinn_fml 22

Simple solution; ask him what 'caused him to decide that, so you can improve. He's chosen to stay with you even though you annoy him. Either that or he's just kidding around.

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FMLYAY 0

Ew logical comments on FML.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Hey, I occasionally call my boyfriend a pain in the ass. He knows I'm joking.

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Cinn_fml 22

I did say he might be joking! And I'll use logic as much as I like.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I'm amused with how quickly that comment was buried.

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Fortuitous 0

Yup, keeping thinking that, bro. That definitely makes total sense. I am with you 100%. I especially like how you purposely typed like a babbling idiot to reinforce your message. Or you actually are a clueless dimwit with 92% of his brain up his ass. My money's on the latter, you sick piece of powdered dung.

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Cinn_fml 22

Seriously, what's wrong with the 'yo' from the word? That's like two extra letters to type, it's not difficult.

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Cinn_fml 22

Ah, crap, I missed the e (and technically an apostrophe). Pretend it was in that last comment.

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ohthebloodygore 16

I really truly do hate the comment bug. Steph, you're a pain in my arse. Cinn, you are completely right. Two letters doesn't make much of a difference. 40, ur an idiot.

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Fortuitous 0

lolololololololol Grammar Nazi fail! ohemgee im the shit i corrected a grammar nazi! he-he-he-he-he-he xP

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Cinn_fml 22

I didn't fail, I did it on purpose because Zeb (I think) wanted to see me use the incorrect form of your/you're.... *looks around a little shiftily* I think I got away with that. :P

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Fortuitous 0

Oh. Well I was just joking (or trying to) around with Bloody Gore, but it seems as though you have gotten away with it!

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Cinn_fml 22

Tbf my last comment was supposed to be me trying to talk my way out of a fail, and yeah, I knew you were joking. I was joking along as well, I mean, if I'm going to fail, I'm going to get a laugh out of it as well.

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Zebidee 8

Muah ha ha ha! My work on FML is done.

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captian926 0

I like your opinion/thinking.

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randall_doak 4

Hell yeah #22, logic is what this website needs, instead of ignorant retards thinkin what they post is funny or clever.

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sloppyflow 1

#17 it's good to have some logical comment. it gives a little break. day-em irrelevant and retarded humor comments has gotten overwhelmed.

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Draminicaus 0

Logic is sexy. lol I'm just saiyan. :)

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Lisa89 3

well ask him why he's called you that... what makes you a 'pain in the ass' and try and improve on that...

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milou_fml 6

Did he use spiffy pick up lines like, "I totally want you with my gyro"

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77taylah33 0

makes you wonder what sweetie and hunny means!!?

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