By lizzzie - 09/10/2009 21:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML
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JohnE3 0

You didn't notice yourself peeing in your pants? That's nasty.

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fakepolice 0

got an iPhone? there's an app for that... lol

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kezzstar 0

Unfortunately, being a woman means that these things could happen. I suggest some pelvic floor exercises.

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ifreakingsparkle 0

get some depends or something. thats kinda gross.

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Turnip_Girl 0

That sucks. :( Hope you find something that helps!

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xdeelishus_ 0

FYL for sure... adult diapers! and wouldn't you notice that you kinda smell like pee? o_o

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CurtisTheGreat 0

If you're actually serious, it's most likely because you're working your kegel muscles. My guess, is that she needs to be working her's in order to get that under control.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Yeah, doesn't the smell of piss set your nose and others' off? Sounds like a glandular thing. Are you morbidly obese?

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plexico 3

Man! Finding out something like that would piss me off! Well, find yourself a guy whose into Golden Showers. Tell him to bring his loofah 'cuz he's going to be there a while.

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j_rock1981 0

Lmao, usually I kind of just skim over your posts. Not because I don't like them, but because I'm usually getting into a fight with someone on here. But this one made me literally laugh my ass off.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Plexico, it appears we've found another one who has some rough, kinky sex. It may not be a UTI, but I've just convinced myself that she burst her small intestine with a lot of crazy penetration. Edit: you're right, Mercy. Patience can be a virtue, though not in her case. :]

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dspadres 0

Just make sure that guy checks his loofa for any cockroaches first. Sigh...I'm making references to past FMLs. F*ck my life indeed.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Oh, Mercy, you just brought tears to my eyes. :]

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redbluegreen 40

It's not far back enough of an FML to feel ashamed. When you're going back to the Brittney, bacon lube, and dog humping, start to feel bad. Or proud.

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