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By bloodyLIP - 14/05/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML

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By mk - 20/06/2009 05:47 - Canada

Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

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By idiot - 24/01/2013 19:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML

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By SJDAOisdjlkSADlksda - 02/07/2016 02:37 - United States

Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML

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By Clutz - 25/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

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By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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By Grossed out - 10/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML

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By manicmandy - 01/08/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

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By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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joooeee 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:16

which lips?!?!

PrincessesCrown 17

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:35

Put some ice on it. Wait! Maybe not.

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jayellef 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:30

wow it's an ice cube, I'm fairly certain it's small enough to go over to the sink, turn on the warm water, and wait till it melts. how old are you that you can't think of that?

ShelbyyCakess 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:31

ouch!!

Majd09 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:32

Omg that totally happened to me!!! I was eating those frozen ice cream sticks and it got stuck on my lips. they were bleeding like…

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:40

Like what? Don't leave me hanging here!

JenL_fml 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:03

Like a man shot in the arm? Like a zebra attacked by a hungry lioness? Like a woman on her period? Help us out here.

ltalianStallion 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:44

stop making out with ice cubes

Emmy_The_Great 2

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:51

So does duct tape!! Stupid, I know.

JenL_fml 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:05

Yeah, it's definitely best to get the ice wet first before you eat it.

Spork_Dork 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:10

And from your fingers, I know THAT from experience.

Krista835 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:22

Haha this one made me laugh case I busted my lip last week cause of ice XP

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:31

YDI for being stupid

littleRey 1

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:39

what happened

Alitsia88 4

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:54

^seriously? can you read?...

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