By anonymous - 13/08/2011 06:58 - United States

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Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML
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geekpowerwtf 0

When is taking a 20 miles bike ride not a bad decision?

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Deathhound 27

Ahw, some do have pain after they lose their virginity. But I hope its okay with you..

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SteveTheJanitor 6

Do some people realize that maybe OP did this FML because it was awkward and not because she may be in pain after losing her virginity

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rattusrattus 18

Trust me. It hurts*. Even if it was also awkward, one would expect the OP to be in pain after the bike ride. Ow... * For a week! Oww!

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SteelCladAngel 0

It doesn't hurt all females, an if it hurts for a week...there was probably tearing of more tissue than just the hymen.

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yzf250rider88 2

Why would it be awkward? Were the parents there watching this all go down? No reason for it to be awkward unless she makes it that way.

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HelloNoora1 0

17- She never said that she lost her virginity with her boyfriend...

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JokeMeister 0

bigger than u thought it'd be hunh?

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ktizzley2k 8

You really could of avoided this by giving him a ********..

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outty840 2

But sex is better unless she sucks at that !!

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SteelCladAngel 0

******** can't result in pregnancy...

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Ricky23J 0

judging by your profile pic...you should have done it for her

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Blueglasscup 18

No pain no gain? F your life OP but haven't you heard any of those stories about the pain some females get after they have sex for the first time?

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Cazzybum 11

I never understood that. My first time was flawless, had OP never put a finger or two or a tampon inside before then? Learn to loosen up a bit geez!

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jabee8 0

lmao well it depends of the girls, i've been wearing tampon for 2 years before i lost my virginity and trying to loose it with my fingers and it sti hurted as ****. every woman is different. peraonally, it took me 4-5 times before i could really not feel any pain:) so a bike ride just after? ouch :P

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fthislyfe 22

I agree with jabee...it's also the same with me... I used my fingers and tampons but it still hurt A LOT! and after 4 or 5 times it was normal

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cmc9540 4

I know. I never felt any pain from sex when I lost my virginity

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DjeePee 24

I didn't feel any pain during my first time, but I did when riding my bicycle. That sperm burned like hell...I can feel OP's pain, eventhough I didn't know the pain could last for a day.

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DrewsFML 8

69- The sperm only burned because his father tricked him into eating a Tasmanian Habanero that day.

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hbbs93 6

Lol I see what you did there.

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mintcar 9

At least he didn't shove it in your ass right after? In he did, then FYL and you probably should've just stayed home.

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natas_fml 13

Stop making that duckface. Quack quack.

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bizarre_ftw 21

That didn't occur to you?! Never a thought about the long hours of constant bombardment in the similar regions?! What's wrong with your comprehension abilities? -_^

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slipperyeyebrow 0

biking is a great way to stretch your ****** muscles for better intimacy with your partner, sometimes too tight isn't what men want. they want a garage they can store their car in.

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toelie 26

#32 Honestly, I wonder how you ride your bike. If it stretches your ****** muscles you're doing it wrong.

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skata 4

where im from, garages usually store 2 cars. that being said, I don't like it when there's enough room for another "car" in there with me

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allmidnighteyes 10

#32 doesn't have a seat on their bike. it's just a seatpost that they anchor themself in on.

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perdix 29

Is his name Buster Hymen?

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Perdix... I see your comments everywhere and... You are so Douchy it's like funny as hell xD. No ****... But I'm officially in love with you xD

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