By anonymous - 13/08/2011 06:58 - United States

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Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML
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geekpowerwtf 0

When is taking a 20 miles bike ride not a bad decision?

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perdix 29

Etiquette tip: In that situation, an appropriate thing to say is, "Thank you, Mr & Mrs _____, but I won't be joining you on the bike ride because your son deflowered me with extreme prejudice."

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angelemi1419 4

hahahaha depends on how old OP is.

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mcerin 10

Maakes for an amazing story to share , a ways down the road ahah . After my first time, I had to do the splits and cartwheels & shit In gym class ):

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sassmachine 0

gym class? you were probably way too young.

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iMagzzzy 0

Good luck ever walking again ;)

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IAintYourDaddy 0

Before you went on the ride you should have bought, vaginal padded compression shorts, a seat pad, and ride a really smooth bike. Just Sayin

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tcurry_fml 0

Should have packed an ice pack :P

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applesdontpee 3

lol that totally reminded me of that scene from Dodgeball where he got hit in the balls and had to sit on that cooler full of ice

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JiggyBoo123 11

So? Who cares? You lost your virginity, big whoop. It's not like you got straight out of bed onto a bike. What, was your crotch so small before you had sex that he had to RIP IT ALL OPEN or something?

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dragonforerunner 2

Haha I did something similar to one of my exs. She had biked to my place, I pounded her, then sent her back home across town. Lol

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bawlerr75 9

Ouch :/ that musta hurt...

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