Miscellaneous: Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML

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You deserved it 8 627

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By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

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You deserved it 81 589

Stoking too close to the sun

By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55

You deserved it 710

Act of god

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 734

You deserved it 93

By nakcba - 15/02/2011 10:21

Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 679

You deserved it 4 973

This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 324

You deserved it 569

Doofus

By Burned - 11/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41

You deserved it 991

Road rage

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 14:30

Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 073

You deserved it 112

By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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You deserved it 43 811

By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 019

You deserved it 2 178

By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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You deserved it 54 010

Aelaena 6

Friday 29 May 2009 12:35

Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.

zmiddz 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:08

Gangbangers drink milkshakes?

Comments

mike_i_am 0

Friday 29 May 2009 17:47

OP: Don't lie.. you were ACTUALLY listening to "Milkshake" by Kelis and deserved it. Now that would be an immaculate FML :D

briana83 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:03

maybe they didn't like your mullet

2embarassd2speak 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:05

That sucks. You should call the cops.

Jman1906 2

Friday 29 May 2009 18:10

If I was you I would have shown them how "Mr. Baseball Bat" works.

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:11

My favorite is when people drive around blasting country music. Completely opposite of being cool.

mmudd 4

Friday 29 May 2009 18:21

**** N*GGERS *=a, racists.

justinsbaby291 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:29

get their license plate and sue them...or tell the cops. that is destruction of private property...

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:34

mmudd: Hey sit down little boy. I know you are probably young, and mommy isn't home so you can say a lot of bad words now. But really, it isn't cute. And hey, wouldn't it be funny if those boys were white? SHUT THE HELL UP, and stop hiding behind your computer. Stupid nerd with no life. Seriously, might as well go off yourself. You are populating the world with your RACISIM & ASSHATEDNESS. **** YOU!

Rooskie 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:50

I don't see a problem with blasting music in your own car. Why does everyone think that's some kind of federal offense. He's technically doing it in his own private space. If you don't like it you have the right to close you're own window or turn your music up. Honestly what's so annoying about the 7 seconds you have to listen to his music while he passes you or while you're stuck at a stoplight. God forbid you should be exposed to someone's tastes.

perfectwinds 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:51

46- LMAO! When I read 44 that SAME song came to mind! =P You can't NOT blast Bon Jovi. Or Journey! =P You have to blast Small Town Girl, too. And if you've ever ridden in a convertible then you know that you have to blast music to actually HEAR it over the wind.