Health: Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, chocolate,...

By gymgirl - 05/05/2011 13:47 - Hong Kong

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, chocolate, and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 22:01

Today, I decided to start eating healthier, so I had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a chicken salad for lunch. My stomach violently rejected both meals in a fountain of vomit. I later ate a giant McDonald’s meal with no issue, and felt loads better. FML

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By Mc'xplosive - 09/10/2019 04:00

Today, after months of avoiding fast food, I decided to eat some McDonald's french fries. Though the fries were delicious, they were not worth the agonizing 15 minutes I spent on the toilet afterwards. FML

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By Somethingswrongwiththispic - 05/08/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

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Geometry

By sickpuppy - 08/09/2019 12:00

Today, I learned the hard way that when sick, throw up, then have diarrhea. Not the other way round. FML

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Out of shape

By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML

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Let it all out

By Vomitron - 02/04/2021 00:30

Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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Willpower

By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 14:00

Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML

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By TLJ321 - 18/05/2012 07:41

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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Thursday 5 May 2011 19:06

sounds like a feast for a champion

barlessprison 16

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:07

You mean you had to experience it to figure out it was a bad idea?

Comments

saleha97 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:16

You loose weight when you throw up :) I think.

littleflaherty 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 21:23

it's called bulimia...

Emmy_The_Great 2

Thursday 5 May 2011 22:36

There are do many things wrong with your comment. (:

NastyNinja31 0

Friday 6 May 2011 0:43

there's something wrong wit ur to

megz21 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:39

wow 17 just dumb...

RyanMacVey 17

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:17

you shouldn't feel guilty babe... i've never been to the gym in my life.

ritbbehindu 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 23:41

explains alot....

gmangmoney1314 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:20

Why didn't you get off the treadmill before you puked ?

imnotcraZ 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:21

the demon clown strikes again!!!!

yake12 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:21

YDI in every way!

kingtz 6

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:28

And FTL of everyone unlucky enough to stand in front of op.

sirdolittle 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:21

How far ? Ok, I bet seven feet ! Am I close ?

RideOrDie1248 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:25

Smoking weed will getcha every time hahaha

SeasonedLemur 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:42

goddamn munchies!!

sannamm 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:27

you kinda deserve it. what kind of person doesn't know to wait before exercising and after eating like crazy? -.- fail

missmaryb 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 19:34

YDI for eating all the crap, eating all that crap at once, thinking the gym is going to fix it, and not knowing you're going to puke if you go the gym so soon after being a glutton. Damn.