By gymgirl - 05/05/2011 13:47 - Hong Kong

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, chocolate, and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML
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barlessprison 16

You mean you had to experience it to figure out it was a bad idea?

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jwilli_fml 0

wow..so you're 4 years old, fat, and didn't think that that would happen??..I mention the age because you can't spell for shit

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bubblesandbeatle 0

Must be some pretty smart 4 year old if they can spell like that!

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Keyman1212 14

So how far was it?! Don't leave me with a cliffhanger like that 

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jwilli_fml 0

wow..so you're 4 years old, fat, and didn't think that that would happen??..I mention the age because you can't spell for shit

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rocketeer_97 1

learnt is a word dumbass. people from other countries have different ways of spelling. so go cry in a corner and just stfu.

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MuffyStJacques 0

If I ate all of that, I would have vomited even before going to the gym. x_x

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osf777 2

Learnt will soon be a word thrown out of all American-English dictionaries as it is an antiquated term, but fear not Scrabble players, it still exists for now.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Sounds more like you should be giving exercise instructions on what not to do.

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sheethapins 13

Was it as tasty the second time as it was the first? And on the bright side, you DID work it off at the gym.

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perdix 29

The vomiting was your best idea. There is no way you can undo that amount of calories on a treadmill (unless you stay on for 6-8 hours.) When you eat like that, you need to sprawl on a couch and watch TV. Start eating healthy food and then go to the gym!

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pookiemoomoo 0

don't ever eat mcdonalds that shot can kill you they put cow anus in there burgers :O I know that cause my cusin works there

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MelPru 15

lol that would explain why their burgers taste like shit

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lemoncows 2

you seem to know a lot of things except for how to spell.

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gandhislayer 6

why in the hell is everybody on here a damn spelling nazi? good god gimme a break! people make mistakes. get the **** over it.

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a_nutritionist 10

eating anuses can kill you? damn, sucks for anyone with a rimming fetish...

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