Miscellaneous: Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the...

By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

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By yuuupyup - 18/04/2012 00:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 08:58 - Belgium

Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Luke - 10/09/2015 05:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was robbed. I didn't know how the robber got in, as there was no clear signs of forced entry. I later found out that my psycho ex had written my address on the key I lent her when we were going out, then purposely left it on a table in a café. FML

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Meeeheeh 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:01

Classic Happens to me 5 times a day. It's just a YDI, because you should always look in your pockets =p.

untoldfame 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:08

good job. you sir, are a champion.

Comments

cutebebe778 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:32

I'll admit I keep my cell phone in my pocket alot and almost always forget it's there. Not really a FYL or YDI..just be extra careful next time..and if you think you'll forget taking your keys, put an alarm on your phone before you go out.

cutebebe778 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:36

Ok once again, I failed to take my time reading an FML :p ignore my last post..if you think you lost your keys you can probably try calling the manager of your building and see if he/she can open your door for you

guessingvulture 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:44

#14 it's four sentences not including 'FML'! Jesus Christ. That's sad for your stuff. But really, you could've just called someone you live with. That's the beauty of living with people. But... question: Do you just carry loose keys around with you? That's what it sounds like. Put that monkey on a chain, preferably one with a giant FIND ME tag on it.

JayXL14 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:37

Stupid... why would you think anyone have sympathy for you?

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:38

Ooo, ouch. Nice job. You should have said instead "Leave a spare key under the welcome mat." YDI.

zchpro 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:40

here's your sign

PokeSponge123 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:42

Should've looked everywhere, YDI. Sorry about whatever was stolen though. XP

cutebebe778 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:53

#15..shutup. I'm on my phone lol..I didn't bother reading the post thoroughly. Big whoop.

zargon 1

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:12

I assume that was directed at #19 but, at any rate, if you're not going to bother reading carefully enough to even know WTF is going on, why bother commenting? That just seems silly.