Miscellaneous: Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air...

By siannacasey - 03/07/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 06:00

Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML

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By skunked - 18/06/2013 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML

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By pritch44 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML

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By moosemay - 06/02/2016 11:42 - Germany - W?rzburg

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

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Smelly business

By skunkcat - 11/03/2020 21:00 - United States

Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML

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By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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Stinky

By kmthomas91 - 11/05/2020 23:00

Today, after coming home, my apartment reeked of something fierce. Small animals frequently like to crawl under my apartment since I live next to a wooded area. Apparently, skunks are among those who like to visit, and Febreze isn't helping. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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Furry feral friend

By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm covered in scratches because a feral cat found its way under the house and tore apart the A/C duct to climb its way into my room in the middle of the night. After 30 minutes of chasing it, I got rid of it, but my room now smells like cat piss and I'm applying Neosporin to places I should never have to. FML

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By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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Sunday 3 July 2011 23:35

Better than a rapist.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:29

skunks.? tricky little bastards.

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proski 0

Monday 4 July 2011 1:28

ur shit out of luck

epicfmylife123 0

Monday 4 July 2011 1:42

skunks???!!!!??!?! f&$k skunks lol :p

FYLbeotches 5

Monday 4 July 2011 1:43

well the spray is fresh!

loveuforever 0

Monday 4 July 2011 1:43

Ew. And I don't suppose it'd be easy to give your bedroom a tomato bath. Haha.

bigbadtim 7

Monday 4 July 2011 2:09

Pepe Le Pew was just trying to romance you.

FYLmannnnn 0

Monday 4 July 2011 2:13

oh, irony.

xOashleymarie 0

Monday 4 July 2011 2:16

So much for fresh air...

disney_blonde 16

Monday 4 July 2011 2:42

Probably shouldn't leave a window open without a screen overnight...bugs, skunks, birds...anything can get in.

looptyloop98 5

Monday 4 July 2011 2:59

what ever happened to the little things called SCREENS?

tylr6024 0

Monday 4 July 2011 3:04

i have never seen a window at ground level

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