Animals: Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while...

By seagull hater - 09/07/2012 15:44 - United States - San Diego

Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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Tippi Hedren vibes

By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Boise

Today, I left for my shop in the work truck at 6 a.m. I was still in the process of waking up with my windows down, on a semi-busy street, when BAM! a bird flew in the window into the cab. FML

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"Pspspspspsps" ain't gonna work this time

By Anonymous - 12/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML

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Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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Raincheck

By noo - 07/06/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my truck for the first time. While trying to unlock it, it started to rain. After half an hour, I successfully unlocked the door and then drove over my bookbag, which I had placed underneath the truck to keep it out of the rain. FML

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By yuck - 09/12/2018 03:30 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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All in a day's work!

By Joshtodon - 21/08/2018 22:00

Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML

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By grann - 15/03/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

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the_enigma1019 1

Monday 9 July 2012 19:13

Well, be glad that it was only one, were we live they come in swarms.

MindFreakazoid 10

Monday 9 July 2012 19:13

He's gotta do what he's gotta do.

Comments

s0ulslack 20

Monday 9 July 2012 20:06

Sounds exactly like my ex-wife, I'd rather clean up bird poop though!

ddeathbombb 5

Monday 9 July 2012 20:16

I never opened one sunroof ever because I always thought stuff exactly like this would happen. Weird right

fbear10 5

Monday 9 July 2012 20:16

Oooo... That really sucks!

perdix 29

Monday 9 July 2012 20:20

Aw, I'll be your friend! Seeing that your usual friends probably abandoned you once they found out about the shit in your truck. I'll ride around with you, buddy, because I always bring my own tarp.

Awsumuzzie 12

Monday 9 July 2012 20:44

You must dress similar to me, amirite? I always have a tarp on me, too!

Irishgypsy 2

Monday 9 July 2012 20:45

I hope that's a sincere offer.

wetFeline 3

Monday 9 July 2012 21:12

You just gave other people crap for telling OP they would be her friend perdix. You, sir, just lost

perdix 29

Monday 9 July 2012 21:29

#60. Yes, it is. If the OP wants to fly me out to Cali, I'd happily go watch "Ted" with him. My offer is sincere, but it is not cheap. #63, no, it is you that lost.