Miscellaneous: Today, I left the iron and ironing board in my room. While I...

By healey16 - 03/04/2009 18:13 - Canada

Today, I left the iron and ironing board in my room. While I was at school, my mom decided to do some ironing, and did it in my room for convenience. The iron needed water, so she took a water bottle from my dresser and poured it in. It was my secret vodka stash, and the iron caught on fire. FML

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By zazzleface - 09/04/2012 12:23 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

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By Magicgwen - 26/04/2012 20:45 - France - Paris

Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML

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By kutekittykatz - 10/07/2013 08:58 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, while ironing some shirts, my cat decided to hop up and investigate. To prevent him from burning himself, I instinctively moved the iron away and placed it flat on my other hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 17:12 - Ireland

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML

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By chinesef000d - 29/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

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omg_18 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:12

not so secret if it was sitting on your dresser now was it. fail.

Zerenade 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:12

Wow, what a waste of a tasty beverage.

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theAdam 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:37

Your mom's a snooper!

Silhouette_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:40

She didn't notice the smell? >_>

AliceStar 2

Thursday 14 October 2010 10:05

Vodka doesn't have a smell. It should smell like nothing.

Monty_Python 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:43

That sucks. FYL.

DrArcher 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:52

Epic Fail.

Asyuz134 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:53

why would you leave your secret stash on your dresser, ya moron

Eresbel 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:54

You're still in high school. Clearly too young to be drinking anyway. Wait until college.

meaganinja 12

Sunday 23 September 2012 7:34

Someone's very righteous.

ohboyscott 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:54

inb4 "thats what you get for drinking"

blargity 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:55

maybe his/her vodka was disguised as water? and maybe her sense of smell was impaired when she used it or maybe she didnt consider smelling it

ArmoredSandwich 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:00

Woah, crap, no more vodka and probably a pissed of mom :O

The_Cait 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:10

I agree with what others have said...you're not very good with your "secrets" if you leave them sitting out in the open!

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