Geek: Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music....

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML

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By StupidBerk - 17/09/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 20:00

Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By Thewatcher - 22/10/2014 08:09 - Mauritius

Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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Monday 8 November 2010 22:40

stupid ass friends

CoachLlama 5

Monday 8 November 2010 22:56

Guess what kind of friend you have? The kind you don't need.

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WarByrd 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 12:13

well if you ever need computer help, i am a tech and i won't charge.

WarByrd 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 12:17

my e-mail is: [email protected] just put "computer help" as the subject. (anyone who needs tech or advice is welcome to e-mail me.

alipod 11

Tuesday 9 November 2010 12:21

he was watching **** pix haha. or they already in ur pc since u too enter these sites.

mustardcat 1

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:08

that's what happens if u don't use iTunes! go iTunes!

soul_fml 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 13:10

Avast,Norton,Macfee, there are so many things that you can buy to shield ur comp from this crap.

Staffort 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 14:30

Plus, the RIAA is going to haul you into court and you're going to have to pay $87 MILLION!

KidCracken 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:36

How do you know you have 6 viruses? If your AV told you, why didnt you remove them?

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 17:38

very good point.

Freed0mfr1es 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 16:56

not a big deal

Houdeka 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 5:28

virus bad! probably from me bitch. :]

hersactually 0

Friday 22 April 2011 22:55

hahahahaha fyl dude.

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