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By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 187
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shithappens2memo 0

why? who else reads it?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.

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Darkhatchling 0

not like your diary can call you out anyway. but that's f'd up that you actually lied to your diary. whats worse is that you felt guilty and decided post an FML so yeah, your life sucks. FYL

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xxxxshanexxxx 0

"dont be insecure girL" LoL

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flickyourbic1223 7

"you got yo'self a French name."

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sweet_candy_ 17

Stop lying to yourself. How is that going to help you? you will never change. just accept your weight the way it is and workout maybe there will be a day where you will have a diary entry with you being happy about your weight.

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The_Voytek_Bear 14

Than start working on yourself! I lost 20 kgs but lies weren't the means...

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oblio 0

because no one else would believe you?

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MuffyStJacques 0

Face the truth and it will motivate you to get to that goal weight. (Hopefully you aren't anorexic/bulimic, though.)

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lmaoatall 6

and how do we know your telling the trueth about this fml? hmmm!

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figureskates2344 6

just start eating a little healthier and make exercising fun! pick up a sport, like swimming or running. It'll come off before you know it :)

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