By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0

mist have been his first time too

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AngryNinja 1

no she didn't get rapped. eminem has better things to do. she probably didn't get raped either or she's say so.

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waNgEmsauCe 0

I'm sure you proceeded to give him a Mexican bowtie (urban dictionary) ;)

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koolitaliano 0

you don't have to pay if it's her first time, it counts as training.

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ambrz 0

it's ok ur first is usually terrible. it gets better with time and more experienced partners

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Kee_1992 0

fyl. *rotfl* ok now i got that out of my system, you would do well to heed these words- dont go to quick, you'll fk shit up

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kaydee085 0

awww that really sux!

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CookiesNOJ 0

its kinda ironic no? uve been holding out for this long n got robbed in 30 seconds flat lol

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reapfml 0

You after fifteen seconds: I WIN!!!! :D

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aces88 1

tell him to grow some balls

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akiranozaki 0

If you're unsatisfied, are you sure you finished? Either way, hahahahaha

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