By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:49 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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runamile 4

Well no use complaining about it...Next time upgrade to king size if it bothers you so much.

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amerwin 3

How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature **** at least once.

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deideimuffins 0

thats ******* hilarious it's now in my favs

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lady_hoff 0

well your bitch. if you love him them you wouldn't care. and you shouldn't be having sex with someone you don't love.

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sarcdude 3

It was probably his first time too. She's being quite the bitch about it.

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AWESOMExPOSSUM 0

that's a pretty straight forward term. you just stupid, nigga!

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alphabetcity 0

Small penis or large ******? This is very thoroughly discussed on Curb.

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capricaz 0

My bf's is the size of two snicker bars ;)

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chobitschibi1369 0

This made me laugh.

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suprakar 0

your a bitch posting that shit

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