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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By Nightshade823 - 10/11/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

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By Malarky - 23/06/2016 19:10 - United States

Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML

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By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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Saturday 2 May 2015 23:53

At least she left- she sounds like a pretty horrid person. You deserve better OP :)

notfat14 18

Saturday 2 May 2015 23:51

Oh well at least you got to

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RayRobles17 9

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:19

Sounds like more of lust thing she doesnt seem like a very nice person

weveallbeenthere 30

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:21

better luck next time.

dcam13 19

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:24

you were a virgin, what'd she expect? practice and communication makes perfect.

ARandomDickhead 8

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:39

Especially the practice part

wakemeupplease 21

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:33

Oh story of my life!! jk I'm still virgin :p

AkaPanda 12

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:42

That's life man sad but true. Let's hope karma bites her on the ass so she knows what she did. I hope it doesn't put you off finding someone not everyone's gonna be a bitch you need a partner to be there with u through it and work with you to improve.

Tom925 8

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:43

Doesn't matter, had sex?

dakatabg 31

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:43

It is ok, she's not worth it

flexseal 14

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:49

...and so they met on the mountain tops for SEXUAL COMBAT...

amandathemermaid 19

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:54

Now you'll be more experienced for the right girl that comes strolling into your life. Stay positive OP! It's her loss anyways.

saffy66 34

Sunday 3 May 2015 1:41

Nobody - at least nobody with any intelligence - expects the first time to be great. She sounds like a real loser OP - don't lose any sleep over her. You'll find someone nice and it will get better. Even an experienced person doesn't always have the greatest sex the first time with a new person. It can take time to learn each other's likes and dislikes. Stop beating yourself up over that insensitive cow.