By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Haggis300 25

At least she left- she sounds like a pretty horrid person. You deserve better OP :)

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Kurby14 21

don't worry about it. it was your first time and its never 100% perfect like people hope. and she's just a bitch who can get over it. find someone better :)

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Blkmoon 17

OP things get better with practice, just shows she wasnt worth it.

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MrConcise 34

Oh damn, that plot twist was unreal. Best-worded FML in a while.

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DanCastellaneta 17

Didn't matter had sex? At least you found out then that she was a dickpuddle than later.

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Scryll 17

You already used dickpuddle in a previous comment on a previous fml! I need more original insults that I can steal!

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DanCastellaneta 17

Hey, papa Dan was tired here. Don't judge.

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LPisLame 16

Just keeps getting worse from here on out. Good luck in life.

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Delsanity 13

Cant say someone is the person of your dreams if you don't even know the person. Ydi

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DanCastellaneta 17

What he meant is that she looked like the person of his dreams.

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CARCA55 12

The sarcasm is strong in this one

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hyperman585 16

As Lonely Island put it, "Doesn't matter, had sex"! But you do deserve better, OP!

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