By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Haggis300 25

At least she left- she sounds like a pretty horrid person. You deserve better OP :)

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quesok 22

Certainly a memorable first time

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JayVicious 20

yeah, sadly id say its memorable for the both of them

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Epickitty58 29

BITCH ALERT.

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alex_gen 38

Doesn't sound like you were in a relationship, and it was a one-night stand.

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MrAsquared100 14

Doesn't matter, had sex. right? no? okay anyway, take this one on the chin. It only gets better from here.

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brvnnx 18

Well that's one thing you'll never forget.

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