By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission

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Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
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Globrorey 3

Yeah if he slipped it in your ass he knew what he was doing. Secondly you can't just "slip it" in the ass without proper lube anyway. You should've felt him knocking at the back door and then you could've guided him to the front. If he slipped it in your ass, then he's not a virgin. You got scammed.

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sadblufly 18

If you've masturbated before you actually had sex with him, you should tell him what you like and help him around. If he was also a virgin or pretty inexperienced he might not know his way around your lady bits

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monagro 22

if you're both virgins, you may be really tight and he may not know where exactly to push his dick. it's not entirely impossible this was an honest mistake.

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Montanagrl 9

Nothing ever just gets "slipped into" an ass

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jamiejones455 3

Wow. So sorry you were raped like that. I'd divorce him and move on.

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Mike_Oxhard 14

In hindsight, was it worth waiting for marriage knowing you married an inconsiderate moron?

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jasonrellet 22

Also if it "slipped" in id say you weren't a true virgin. The anal sphincter is quite hard to just "slip" in to... You have to use force unless you get anal a lot...

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Zmanzem4 17

If it goes into your ass, you're still a virgin. You lose your virginity when it goes into your ******.

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sweetpotato301 7

What about gay men who have anal every night? Are they all virgins?

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OMGITSTANA 15

just slipped it in? is ur ass a gaping hole

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