Kids: Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little...

By M95 - 03/03/2010 19:11 - Norway

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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By fuckmyhair - 16/04/2020 23:00

Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 17:01 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML

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By MJB - 02/04/2017 22:00

Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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IndigoKitty 3

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:17

cheer up, could be worse, some 15 year olds are bald because they've got cancer.

HoesInaBox 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:25

How much gel do you use that you had to shave your whole head? sheesh o_o

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HoesInaBox 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:25

How much gel do you use that you had to shave your whole head? sheesh o_o

zenti 2

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:22

Well I imagine that it's not that he used a lot, but that when the areas in which he applied the gel needed to be shaved off he looked ridiculous with the remaining hair on his head, so he had to get rid of the rest as well. And to the OP, it's just hair and as you said, you're a fifteen year old male. It'll grow back before you know it.

baby_gurly 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:25

ahaha im gunna try that. (:

furismurder 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:25

ydi for gelling your hair like a tool

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:25

Feed him a pisscicle or light his bed on fire

jonnymohio 2

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:27

You are not bald. You just temporarily have no hair. Bald is when there is no chance of hair growing back. Unless your glue was mixed with someone super duper hormone that killed your hair follicles, it'll grow back. Man up and quit your whining.

SCARYMUSIC 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:27

ydi for using hair gel no one likes a spiky haired d bag I say your bro should have done this a long time ago. besides your hair WILL GROW BACK

Linesksc 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:28

What kinda glue was it?? Cuz if it was Elmers it should have come right out. I know people who use Elmers to get liberty spikes and it washes out just fine.

morganmariah 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:31

i agree. unless it was super/crazy glue, it's most likely water based and therefore should easily wash out with soap and water

AndelleRae 9

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:01

Yeah, I was going to bring this up too. I mean, it takes a little bit of scrubbing to get it all out, but it doesn't ruin your hair or make it fall out. If only we knew what kind of glue it was!