By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 07:27 - South Africa

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML
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SayItNicely 0

Do you happen to work at the same place as the person who asked for a bottle of milk? Then that wouldn't seem so weird...

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DaveOnDope 4

I've worn glasses since the age of 8. In my later teen years, they asked if I had thought about contacts. I told them no way! Glasses have protected my eyes so many times! And here you're working with a stomping, biting, hay eating, snot blasting, nasty nosed, burping, ********, farting, critter without safety glasses? Life lesson learned now?

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SteelCladAngel 0

lol I either wore my glasses, or when I wore my contacts I'd wear safety goggles iodine in the eyeball sucks :(

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SteelCladAngel 0

lol I either wore my glasses, or when I wore my contacts I'd wear safety goggles iodine in the eyeball sucks :(

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SteelCladAngel 0

so does sand, shit and piss for that matter... :-/ and the cleaners....

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makenna2011 6

wow...because cows don't have feelings or anything

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daybowbow 0

Wait just a minute, 41- you're telling me that cows can read FML comments?! AND get offended?! Evolution is wild, man.

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daybowbow 0

...this comment switching about is going to be the death of me.

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daybowbow 0

And that was supposed to be for 42. GODFUCKING FAIL

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FMLsOhilarious 6

That's the FML format if you hadn't noticed. Both the "Today," and the "FML" at the end.

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SemSykes 0

i'm pretty sure he knows that... Ever heard of sarcasm?

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ugliness 6

I prefer my glasses too, they're my trademark prescription shades XD they hide my tiny eyes (I have no idea how, my parents eyes are alot bigger) I only wore contacts for a month before I just gave up

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ChuckNorris141 0

41 no cows don't, there stupid as hell

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I'm sure there are no cows logging onto Fmylife.com and being offended by 19's comment. So no, they don't have fragile emotions that cause them to open a brand new package of razor blades whenever someone calls them smelly on the interwebs

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makenna2011 6

wow someone has issues with animals. did you have a bad experience? the family dog probably prefered eating it's own shit to playing with you when you were little.

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Bofferding_fml 6

Hell you are in a good spot to know this aren't ya?

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Bofferding_fml 6

Hell you are in a good spot to know this aren't ya?

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Whose ass did you pull that from? I may not have a cow fetish, but I ******* love animals. So please kindly calm down and stfu

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DaveOnDope 4

No silly, if a cow comes, no problem. A bull though...

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RedPillSucks 31

That would have been one happy bull strapped to a milking machine. kid: "Ma. This milk tastes funny" mom: "Damn it Billy!! Did you hook the bull up to the milk machine again?!"

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SteelCladAngel 0

it would take a complete dumbass to hook a bull to the milkers bull=penis and testicles underneath cow=udder with teats underneath

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sarjenben94 0

you'll be getting pinkeye...FYL. haha

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underguarded 20

I thought you were supposed to milk cows from the side. not the back

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